I can be moved by an exciting headline.
So when I read this one, all the hairs of my beard swayed in perfect unison.
It read: “Apple partners with Best Buy for expanded repair service.”
Yes, this was written by Apple and it offered deeply exciting news: “Apple today announced the completion of a major expansion of its Apple authorized service network. With nearly 1,000 Best Buy stores across the US now providing expert service and repairs for Apple products, customers have even easier and more convenient access to safe and reliable repairs.”
Could this mean no more visits to the bedlam and cacophony of an Apple Store? Could it be that Apple had secretly trained thousands of Best Buy staff to be Geniuses overnight?