[Video] Remember this day… – AMD Ryzen 5000 Series

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  1. Head of Intel: "Some software runs faster on an Intel because some greedy people were offered cash to write their software with the Intel compiler, the one that secretly detects who's processor it is first before deciding if top speed is needed. The benefit is that people can put food on the table.

    I thought it was illegal to avoid tax and bride people to only use your products. So, pay tax, be honest about how much tax we've actually paid, don't bribe anyone and stop slapping a new number on the same processors every time a tiny competitor launches a new processor. Got it. Thanks for the advice. Why oh why didn't anyone tell me this years ago?

    There has been a tiny whisper that someone was waving juicy college-student checks near the Dell, Hewlett Packard, Acer, Lenovo dinner tables if they correctly predicted which trucks are going to deliver the wrong processors to their factories.

    Incidentally, the people around Germany got to see college students Media Markt (Europe's biggest computer seller) take part in the daytime television game show "Guess the Truck".

    A strong slow aroma drifted over the fence from a neighbour's barbeque that if Intel eliminated their competition then only the LATEST Intel SSD will work with the newest processors but it was smokey sausages.

    Luckily security cameras caught the students Userbenchmark and PassMark putting their greedy hands into the padlocked Intel cookie jar, again. I don't feel safe any more.

    Help! Police! Come and get them!

    Officer, help! He's got me by the neck! I can't breathe. Help!

    What is that? That's the biggest knife I've ever seen. Even my legs aren't that long.

    Help! Help!

    Yeah! I managed to grab the knife off him. No, no, unfortunately, he's got it back again.

    Helllp!!! I'm too young to die.

    Oh thank you, officer. You saved me!

    Yeah, you got him. He's walking off in cuffs now. Good work, boys.

    I've never been so scared. You criminals never learn.

    So, the moral of the story is never use deceit to steal from hard-working ordinary people.

    How could I be so stupid? I think I've finally figured it out: the thefts always seem to happen prior to another version release of their software. Fear not, I think our new ten-million-dollar security system will finish off their update plans. So long, guys. It's been nice knowing you.

    This is a private message for our fanboys ONLY: maybe, just maybe, there's a teeny tiny bit of truth to the idea that someone else might make faster processors?

    Ouch! Get off my leg. How do you get rid of this thing?

    Yes, I know, in five minutes' time its mother will need to feed it with a live alligator.

    Can't it just eat some pizza?

    I also have a famous mega family but right now I think I need to visit some of my rich uncles, uncle Googie and uncle Amazy, to pass on some of these new tips so that they don't get into trouble with the law.

    Some people describe Amazy as an ancient alien space coffin. This is a perfect insult.

    Oh and by the way uncle Amazy is the one who sells all our processors out of his garage, along with several fridge magnets. At least that's what he told me.

    He says that the garage is where he keeps his 1535 cars but as none of them have worked for the last 14 years he's been getting free rides from auntie Ubee's cars. I really think it's time she starts paying tax too.

    Oh and you can keep your money too. We don't need any more of it, thank you very much."

  2. Now i'm convinced that TSMC and AMD have acces to some Alien Technology and Voodoo Magic. Ryzen's yearly improvement is unbelievable. Come on Intel, your move. Don't let AMD owned you like this

  3. Good to see real competition from AMD. After all these years Intel was getting sloopy. Will be interesting to what intel answers with next. Hope this rivalry sparks some new innovation.

  4. Considering the 5950x is over twice as expensive as the 10900k, on newegg as amazon seems to be completley sold out of the amd's, unless you are doing productivity related tasks regularly, or just have oodles of money to burn, that price to performance is way out of wack to my eyes.

  5. it's like in late 1990s early 2000s where AMD was cheaper and better. Sometimes it's good to change sides once in a while to keep up competition. i am happy to see that comeback

  6. Amd FX was actually better than Phenom, cuz the multithread and memory optimization.
    But only if you are smart enough to do overclocking – CPU-NB and DDR.
    With right OC you can boost up up to 25% performance on FX.

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